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Because; you dont need it

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Illustration by Gillian Henderson


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Not me, but close. Image Credit: George Rudy / ShutterStock

Not to brag, but I’m awesome at virtual kindergarten.

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Photo by Annie Spratt on Unsplash


“Clothes can be a dreadful thing for lonely people once their loneliness has started.”

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Image Credit: Ranta Images via ShutterStock


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Photo by Jamie Haughton on Unsplash

Is something rotten in Denmark?

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Postage stamp featuring Laika, scanned by user Neozoon, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Since the dawn of spaceflight in the 1940s, animals have led the way.

Fruit Flies


A plea to stop using them — before they drive me insane.

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Photo by JESHOOTS.COM on Unsplash


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Wine sold separately

  1. Prepare as many 5 x 5 playing surfaces as needed, with numbers assigned randomly.
  2. The center square is a free space, or alternatively, filled-in when the Protagonist of the film sips her first hot cocoa.
  3. As the clichés pile up, place a suitably crafty item (colored glass bead, whole coffee bean, etc.) over each number on your board.
  4. Once you have five in a row (vertically, horizontally, or diagonally), shout, “I have no idea what I’m doing! I don’t know what’s happening to me! I always thought I wanted a career, but maybe not!”


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Bill Anders, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Even on Christmas, history is made.

The First Christmas


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My ode to that jolly ole Algorithm

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